young woody 10:04 Mon Mar 2
Putting on weight
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Out absolute nowhere I have grown some love handles! What is that all about?!
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Josh
10:06 Mon Mar 2
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Age, Woody.
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bruuuno
10:09 Mon Mar 2
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Beer, woody
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young woody
10:10 Mon Mar 2
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Growing up is shit
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bill green
10:13 Mon Mar 2
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to quote Carter USM
Spoken
When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb in to your 26-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard.
Shouted
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD
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Westham67
10:16 Mon Mar 2
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Wait until you're middle aged woody, you'll love it
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young woody
10:16 Mon Mar 2
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Im not drinking again till Wednesday
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Thames Ironworks
10:19 Mon Mar 2
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Drink more water and try out the 5:2 diet.
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Mr Polite
10:25 Mon Mar 2
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young woody 10:16 Mon Mar 2
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Im not drinking again till Wednesday
First laugh of the morning
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Spandex Sidney
10:30 Mon Mar 2
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All part of getting old mate.
There was a time you eat what you, drink what you like and pole all the scabby old Doris's you fancy and still slide easily into your 28 inch waist jeans.
Then there comes a time, around 24/25 and that all falls by the wayside.
In 10 years you will walk past a pub or McDonalds and put on half a stone, your hair will sink into your head and start coming out everywhere except your head, mainly your nose and back. Every time you go to the doctors, which will be much more often because you can't keep it up for as long as you used to, they will stick their hand up your arse to check your prostate.
Just shoot yourself now mate and save yourself from it, trust me on that.
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young woody
10:31 Mon Mar 2
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Thames Ironworks 10:19 Mon Mar 2
I have cancelled my coffee and replaced it with a water.
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Spandex Sidney
10:31 Mon Mar 2
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Unlike Carter, i've never managed 26 inch waist jeans!
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Mr Polite
10:31 Mon Mar 2
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You're getting too much protein in your diet.
I did say you didn't have to swallow...
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young woody
10:34 Mon Mar 2
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"spits"
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riosleftsock
10:35 Mon Mar 2
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If only there was an overweight poster on here that you could ask advice from?
Where is Volley by the way?
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Justin P
10:36 Mon Mar 2
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cut sugar and grain from your diet
no bread, pasta, crumpets etc
get used to tea and coffee without sugar
fall off the wagon with this, don't give up just start again the next day
breakfast should be protein and fat, add the odd potatoes lunch and tea to get carbs
plenty of water
sorted
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Middle-aged Woody
10:38 Mon Mar 2
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Westham67 10:16 Mon Mar 2
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Wait until you're middle aged woody, you'll love it
you what?
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Gruesome Dump
11:07 Mon Mar 2
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Justin P 10:36 Mon Mar 2
I eat ALL of that. Plus an Easter egg each day, even in winter, and I'm fatter than Volley. What's your point?
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i-Ron
11:08 Mon Mar 2
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That's what happens when you follow West Ham away games. You turn fat.
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young woody
11:12 Mon Mar 2
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i-Ron 11:08 Mon Mar 2
Whats your excuse then?
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